Van Gogh Monsta

• 2 part - Van Gogh double or triple (preferred) shot expresso vodka
• 2 part - Kahlua
• 1 full can - Monster Java

Almost heaven - it will definitely lift you most of the way there.

Buttery Nipple

In shot form...
* 1/2 Butterscotch Schnops
* 1/2 Baileys

IT's important to me because there's so few drinks that taste delicious.

Samiodista

"This drink is growing on me..."

• 12 parts Lt. Rum
• 6 parts Gin
• splash of Ginger Beer
• Lime or Lime Juice

Add more gin as necessary. My attempt to recreate a cocktail from the Eastern Standard. Turns out I forgot all of the non-alcoholic ingredients...

Like a Prayer

1 high-quality sound system and Madonna's "Like a Prayer"
1 bottle Jose Cuervo, top unscrewed and removed
at least 6 eager participants

Turn on "Like a Prayer" at a medium to high volume. Everyone runs to the nearest semi-open space, such as a kitchen floor. All participants remove at least one article of clothing, including a shirt. Pass around bottle of Jose Cuervo, each person taking a generous swig before passing to their neighbor, simultaneously belting out lyrics in a key different from that of the recording. After 1 round, everyone puts on someone else's shirt, preferably of the opposite gender. Pass the Jose a second and, if possible, a third time. Best served with college reunions and hurricanes.

We highly recommend that all photo documentation of this drink be permanantly deleted before the hangover wears off.

The Temptation

I was enjoying Cask & Cream Superior Original Temptation Cream Liqueur, with some gluten-free brownies.  It was phenomenal, but it needed something.  Disaronno.  Amazing.  The Temptation. Goes well with brownies.

1 pt Disaronno

3 pt Cream Liqueur

Sour Creamtini

Dear Mom and Dad,

I'm Sorry.

-1 Pt. Tanqueray
-1/4 pt. Dry Vermouth
-1/4 pt. Sour Cream

Shake until deliciously frigid. Serve straight up with a dash of cayenne pepper.

Tervis Tumbler and Bud Light

None too creative, but the sour-creamtini seemed a bit too ambitious for the evening.

-1 pt. luke warm Bud Light
-Fill monogrammed insulated tumbler.
-Enjoy as people wear fire engine red pants and needlepoint belts with absolutely no trace of irony.